- spiderman
- 1. (Spiderman) (5174↑, 818↓)When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.
Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN\!\!\!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."
Author: Adolf Hitler jr. http://spiderman.urbanup.com/835052. (spiderman) (1626↑, 645↓)ive nothing much to add to the whole cumming in your hand and flinging it in her face except when you do you have to yell "go web go\!"they love it when you do it cuz it shows you care
Author: mcgruff http://spiderman.urbanup.com/8580683. (spiderman) (882↑, 599↓)hes a superhero you pervs\!\!I wonder if spiderman ever spidermanned on Mary jane?
Author: p.e.t.er http://spiderman.urbanup.com/27579734. (spiderman) (863↑, 699↓)When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that shit at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.I was banging this bitch, then I pulled a spiderman on her.
Author: Alex http://spiderman.urbanup.com/4542915. (spiderman) (415↑, 364↓)This guy who does whatever a spider can.Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies...
Author: Squeed http://spiderman.urbanup.com/11066806. (Spiderman) (231↑, 185↓)A Spiderman is when a guy cums in his hand then flings it onto his partner's face just like Spiderman shoots his web. (Original)"Dude, I gave that broad a Spiderman Peter Parker would be proud about\!"
Author: Jammin' Jeff http://spiderman.urbanup.com/23607267. (Spiderman) (273↑, 250↓)The act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen? Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.
Author: VK http://spiderman.urbanup.com/7993428. (Spiderman) (228↑, 208↓)An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman below. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP\! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism).OH OH YEAH\! AHHHHH....... THWIPP\!\!\!\! ....Cripes\!
Author: Matt J. http://spiderman.urbanup.com/13081039. (Spiderman) (35↑, 16↓)When a guy spooges on his hand and flings it in someone's face, in a Spiderman kind of way.Guy:So I hear you went out with Roger last night, how did it go? Girl: *bursts into tears* Guy:What is it.. did he spiderman you? I heard that's his trademark.
Author: Sophie (I killed your mum) http://spiderman.urbanup.com/369890710. (spiderman) (33↑, 15↓)When dancing with a girl at a frat/bar you place your hand down the front of her jeans and slide in Spiderman fashion (middle and ring finger inserted with other three fingers out to the sides a la Tobey Maguire). Singing the Spiderman theme song adds to the ambiance.Hey Jimmy I saw you Spiderman that chick on the dance floor last night. She must have been really wet.
Author: Phantom Shaver http://spiderman.urbanup.com/371606811. (Spiderman) (15↑, 6↓)A sex move, where at the brink of climax, the man removes his 'junk' (lolz) from which ever hole he's chosen to pillage, put his dick on his wrist facing forward, and when he shoots a load off he makes his hands look like Spiderman's hands...this way it looks like you're shooting a think web outta your wrist. yeah... it's pretty fuckin' hot, no?OH shit\! Johnny just pulled a Spiderman in the locker room showers\! That fucker got it everywhere\!
Author: Von Mannshaft http://spiderman.urbanup.com/345719012. (Spiderman) (12↑, 4↓)While fucking a girl from behind, quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand. After ejaculating continue to fuck her from behind. While rockin it, start saying "peter parker, peter parker." In a state of confusion, your parter will look back and say "What?" At this point, release your fluid at her face while yelling, "SPIDERMAN\!"Cindy didn't know what 'hit' her when i showed her my spiderman\!
Author: Rueskibob37 http://spiderman.urbanup.com/206242213. (Spiderman) (5↑, 1↓)When a guy ejaculates while laying his dick along the inside of his wrist, pretending to be spiderman.dude, I was so spiderman last night.
Author: DarkPhantom http://spiderman.urbanup.com/343529614. (Spiderman) (111↑, 108↓)Peter Parker.Now you all know who Spiderman REALLY is\!
Author: Venom http://spiderman.urbanup.com/8250615. (Spiderman) (2↑, 0↓)An extension of the penis showing game as seen in the movie "Waiting" It is where one does a handstand while being completely naked outside of a door or around a corner in anticipation that someone will walk out and see them. The consequence for looking at their junk is 10 kicks, while calling them a homosexual for staring at your nuts.Biz: "I'm going to get Nellis with the Spiderman" Larry: "Do it, he's about to come out of the bathroom." Nellis: "Ahhh, dude that's foul\!" Biz: "Why are you staring at my nuts fag?\!?"
Author: Jizmo Beach http://spiderman.urbanup.com/504377916. (Spiderman) (5↑, 3↓)Spiderman is person who has spider at home.P1: You have spider at home? P2: Yep, I'm Spiderman.
Author: Spiderman veliki http://spiderman.urbanup.com/485298617. (spiderman) (5↑, 3↓)a sexual exposure in which just before climaxing you yell "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING" and then blow in her face while using the spidey hand slinging motion as if you were casting out a web over her face.Guy - Shhhh babe, do u hear that??? Girl - No what is it??? Guy - my spidey senses are tingling HAHA\! Girl - HUH\!? Guy - *sound of semen coating her face* Spoik\! Girl - thank you spiderman your my hero. Guy - all in a days work mam'
Author: ph03nixf1r3 http://spiderman.urbanup.com/449983918. (Spiderman) (19↑, 17↓)When the hair on, in and/or around your asshole becomes a tangled mess, not unlike that of a spiderweb. This mass of hair has a tenancy to catch small pieces of debris going in or out of ones asshole. In extreme cases, pieces of fecal matter, aptly named dingleberries, up to 3oz. in size. These "dingleberries" have a profound habit of tugging on the web of hairs, creating a very uncomfortable sensation known as "web-swinging". Also in other extreme cases, shitting causes the pulling of hair as the shit comes out with a feeling of a pulling sensation on your ass hair. The only known combatant of Spiderman is the Green Goblin or a friend with scissors.Alleh told Richeh to trim his ass hair because Spiderman was relentless in giving up.
Author: Rebuttlemanz http://spiderman.urbanup.com/367007319. (Spiderman) (3↑, 2↓)The act of ejaculating into your hand, then positioning your fingers with your thumb, index, and pinky pointed out; and your middle and ring finger curled under (as spiderman does when he shoots his web), then flinging it in the face of your partner.I totally gave this chick the spiderman last night.
Author: phurba169 http://spiderman.urbanup.com/382127920. (Spiderman) (0↑, 0↓)When you jizz in your hand and then throw it at the girl face in a spiderman motion, you yell "spiderman" and make her lick it all up.I just spidermaned my girl friend.
Author: Giant Dick11111 http://spiderman.urbanup.com/639856921. (Spiderman) (0↑, 0↓)Verb: As in "to [Spiderman]", meaning to ejaculate into your hand and fling the "web" ([semen]) into a girl's face. When "[Spidermanning]" a girl one must be certain to make the [Spiderman] hand move (similar to the "I love you" sign). Also known as "web-slinging".Woman: Oooh Spiderman are you here to rescue me? Man: Something like that \<slings man-web into woman's face\> "Spiderman that [ho]\!"
Author: The Fell Hand http://spiderman.urbanup.com/616616422. (Spiderman) (2↑, 2↓)Having masterbated, and caught the majority of sperm in your hand, you then launch your sperm in the required direction....just like spiderman does with his web\!That kid was doing my nut in, so I'd thought I'd get him back whilst he was asleep with a spiderman\!
Author: Sillvino http://spiderman.urbanup.com/517558023. (Spiderman) (1↑, 1↓)A man shoots his load into his hand, then throws it into his girlfriend face.I just spiderman my girlfriend after having sex with her.
Author: alwaybeinme http://spiderman.urbanup.com/468815524. (Spiderman) (2↑, 2↓)A Spiderman is when a male ejaculates in his palm(usually during sex)and flicks his wrist in a forward motion causing the semen to fly and often hit his partner. It's common to pronounce, "My Spider-Sense is tingling\!" before commiting this act. Usually to let a partner know what's about to happen or confuse them, leaving them open for a clearer shot. Spidermans can be done alone but are better enjoyed with a partner.1.)"Hey, Tiffany.. Sorry about giving you that Spiderman last night. I told you my Spider-Sense was tingling\!" 2.)"Hey, broseph. I got bored last night and Spiderman'd a couple Dr.Pepper."
Author: Dr. Jack King Goffe http://spiderman.urbanup.com/426738325. (spiderman) (34↑, 34↓)The act of cumming into one's hand (usually before climaxing during a blowjob) and [flinging] the seminal discharge into the [face] of the female (or male) who was blowing you.Bitch looked at me like I was a leper after I spidermanned that shit.
Author: The King of Bean Town http://spiderman.urbanup.com/195217726. (Spiderman) (0↑, 1↓)For when a guy doing his girl, pulls out and cums into his hand. Then throws his cum at her and says "SPIDERMAN\!\!"after jack was done banging jill from behind, he came in his hand and threw in her face and said "Spiderman\!"
Author: Darcness http://spiderman.urbanup.com/534966827. (spiderman) (5↑, 6↓)The common misspelling of "Spider-Man". Since this was mentioned in an episode of "Seinfeld" (where Jerry says "Spiderman" sounds like a Jewishname), it may have helped spread the misspelling. NOTE: the hyphen "-" was put into the title/name to help distinguish "Spider-Man" from "Superman" on the comic book covers.I was reading the a review of the latest Spider-Man comic and the idiot editor spelled it "Spiderman". Pfft.
Author: Spider-Bat http://spiderman.urbanup.com/390571528. (Spiderman) (4↑, 5↓)When a man cums and when the cum is in his hand he trows it in the girls face.I am gunna go jack-off and then spiderman you and the kids.
Author: xSxE http://spiderman.urbanup.com/378943629. (spiderman) (0↑, 2↓)someone who can tell an initail lie and keep it held up with a web of other lies. he is so good at it that everyone believes that it is true.I am a spiderman, she wont find out.
Author: Josh posh http://spiderman.urbanup.com/443855730. (spiderman) (4↑, 6↓)A guy who can climb up drains to rape women in their condos.Police: Who raped this young woman? guilty spiderman: Uhhhhh shucks, it was me...
Author: =3MC= http://spiderman.urbanup.com/419668531. (spiderman) (10↑, 12↓)as a man climaxes while haveing anal sex, he cums in his hand while simultaneously spitting on the chicks back. As she turns around he takes his hand and flings his load in the upset females face. Mimicing a web.Its like that rap song...we dont superman no more, we just spiderman dat hoe\! lol
Author: big matt http://spiderman.urbanup.com/304324632. (Spiderman) (14↑, 16↓)When you are haveing sex with a girl and you pull out and nut in the palm of your hand. You then throw the jizz at her face like the web of spider man.Dude that bitch wouldnt let me nut on her face. So i Spidermaned that ho.
Author: PatMaGroin http://spiderman.urbanup.com/273985233. (spiderman) (30↑, 32↓)While having sex doggy-style,just prior to ejaculation pull out and let it into your hand, then spit on her back wait for her to turn around and throw the cum into her face like a web shot from [spiderman]I was doggin this freak and i covered her face with the spiderman
Author: bellis1384 http://spiderman.urbanup.com/259777734. (spiderman) (0↑, 3↓)High quality marijuana. When smoked it may cause one to believe he is the fictional character Spiderman shooting webs."Hey, that was some good ass spiderman we smoked yesterday; i was higher than a kite."
Author: Schlong Beater http://spiderman.urbanup.com/446130635. (Spiderman) (1↑, 4↓)When you jerk your turkey for a little bit, then blow a reasonable amount of man snot onto your middle, and ring fingers, bend them back and flick them forward. this works on someones face, your friends shirt that he left over last friday, or it makes perfect holiday decorations "ooh spooky\!\!"whoa whats that stain on the wall? "umm, i think we had a visit from our friendly neighborhood, Spiderman\!
Author: Ol Danky http://spiderman.urbanup.com/383588636. (spiderman) (20↑, 23↓)when one is fulfilling a fantasy by doing a girl doggy style, he cums in his hand and then flings it at a girl like a spider web.-Did you hear about Steve? -No, what? -He totally webbed a girl\! -Huh? -Dude, he gave her the spiderman. -Don't tase me, bro.
Author: T Dunn http://spiderman.urbanup.com/271817337. (spiderman) (137↑, 140↓)one of the only super heros adored by radio shack patrons everywhere.You go spiderman\! - crazy guy from the radio shack ad
Author: oswald the ninja http://spiderman.urbanup.com/76540338. (spiderman) (5↑, 10↓)To ejaculate (cum) in your hand and then proceed to throw it on to some ones face whilst saying "go web go"ow...my eye..... thats what you get for asking for a spiderman. or you pull out in sex just before you ejaculate and then procede to do it in your hand and though it on the persone who you have just done.
Author: chrisajj http://spiderman.urbanup.com/258611439. (Spiderman) (12↑, 17↓)When you you [cum] in your hand and then throw it on your partner's face.After Gary was done [blowing] me I pulled out and came in my hand. I then Spidermaned him in the face.
Author: clop_2007 http://spiderman.urbanup.com/254220740. (SPIDERMAN) (3↑, 9↓)WHEN A MALE EJACULATES IN HIS HAD AND THEN THROWS IT ON HIS PARTNER.JACK DID A SPIDERMAN ON JILL
Author: HERES MY NAME http://spiderman.urbanup.com/316599041. (Spiderman) (8↑, 14↓)Your having sex doggystyle with a girl and right before you cum you pull out and cum in your hand, then you tell the girl to turn around and you throw it in her face, hence the name spiderman.(not reccomended if this girl is your girlfriend and/or life....unless shes really kinky)you should've been at my izacs party last night. i had sex with this girl and did the spiderman, hahaha she was pissed\!
Author: Andrew Kimball http://spiderman.urbanup.com/268564242. (spiderman) (10↑, 17↓)when u jack off into your hand and throw the cum at someonespiderman slung his web at marry janes face
Author: gangsterdillweed http://spiderman.urbanup.com/243774843. (SPIDERMAN) (20↑, 27↓)After fucking a chick in the ass. You pull out and cum in your hand. When she turns around you throw the cum in her face like a spider web. Then yell "look out for SPIDERMAN"\!\!\!I was getting on a bitch at a Halloween party, so i decided to give her the SPIDERMAN
Author: Kevin Franz http://spiderman.urbanup.com/212164644. (Spiderman) (39↑, 46↓)when your ho is gone you rub one out then hide behind the door and when she comes in you throw your load at her eyes.(It is vital that you just up onto something and strike in the tradidtional croutching spiderman posistion)that bitch was gone all day so when she came in, i pulled out a spiderman.
Author: Frank Robinson http://spiderman.urbanup.com/152118445. (Spiderman) (1↑, 9↓)The spiderman is something that often happens to guys that go to prison on their first night in the shower. All the other guys beat up the "fresh fish" and push him to the ground in the corner of the shower then they form a circle around him and beat off till they cum in their hand and sling it at the new guy that all beat up and crying like a little girl. As they throw the cum at him they yell "Go Web\!". Its a way of showing the new guy that from that minute on he's somebody's bitch.Damn, look over there, that guy's gettin spiderman'ed\! They pushed him to the floor, beat off in their hands and threw the nut all over him. He's somebody's bitch now..... sad.
Author: Big Duff http://spiderman.urbanup.com/377751846. (Spiderman) (2↑, 10↓)When the male ejaculates while his hand is under his penis in the Spiderman hand symbol. This acts like the semen is the web.-"Johnny Spidermanned all over my butt."
Author: fgbn http://spiderman.urbanup.com/320105547. (Spiderman) (6↑, 15↓)When receiving a [hand job] you jizz in her hand and she tries to use your cum as web to climb a wall.I gave her a massive load and she spiderman'd up my wall.
Author: Busta Hymen http://spiderman.urbanup.com/314311248. (Spiderman) (4↑, 13↓)Very, very sticky weed. As coined by T.I. in the classic "Rubberband Man" in the line "Herb so sticky it stick to the walls like Spiderman"*Nig* Where dem tweeds at yo? *Grimace* Stuck to the goddamn ceiling man, I got that mothafuckin' Spiderman.
Author: EightEqualsD http://spiderman.urbanup.com/260175449. (spiderman) (3↑, 13↓)when the man withdraws his penis during sex just before climax and cumshots the womans vagina."i spidermaned my hoe from 7 foot away\!"
Author: willwillwillwillwill http://spiderman.urbanup.com/274786150. (spiderman) (2↑, 13↓)when guys jack off in there had and throw it a girl.dude i so just spidermaned your sis\!
Author: LoLaRoXThEsESoX\!\!\! http://spiderman.urbanup.com/267902651. (spiderman) (1↑, 13↓)using only one hand you've got to put two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink a.k.a. the shockerits like hang ten but with two fingers like when spiderman slings web
Author: JATL http://spiderman.urbanup.com/268054552. (Spiderman) (2↑, 14↓)The act of cumming on a girl so that it appears as though she has spider webs hanging off of her.Goddamn man\! I gave Catherine a kick ass Spiderman last night\! She made my spidey senses tingle\!
Author: Douggie Fresh http://spiderman.urbanup.com/260752853. (spiderman) (16↑, 29↓)Most of these are right. But after you do the *thwip* web thing and throw cum in her face, you have to jump out the nearest window and shout "Crikey". Otherwise it's pretty weak.Spiderman, sex, thwip, window, crikey
Author: johnstitch http://spiderman.urbanup.com/221135954. (spiderman) (0↑, 15↓)when a girl puts her legs up, and the boy jerks off trying to aim the jizz into her pussy.After a long night of sex they did some spiderman.
Author: Dewie McFinn http://spiderman.urbanup.com/293452155. (Spiderman) (0↑, 18↓)1.Used in the "Crank That spiderman" music video by the pop it off boys 2.Marvel Superhero 3.Means to cum on a girls back and let it drip down her ass.The song "Crank that Spiderman" by the Pop it Off Boyz'. Web shooting character known as Peter Parker in the comic Spiderman. Also known as a string shooter. A hardcore sex scene: Your cum dripping down he back into her ass. ( What a fine Cum Dripper scene\!) Like a Slip 'n' Slide or a Webby. Wet flow\!
Author: Logan DA Boss http://spiderman.urbanup.com/276288456. (spiderman) (18↑, 37↓)Some geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains. He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess. But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris "My Spider sense is tingling\! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through\!" "I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."
Author: darkverge http://spiderman.urbanup.com/236571557. (Spiderman) (33↑, 53↓)IDIOTS. Spider-man is a Marvel comics character created in 1963.are you kidding? its fucking spiderman\!
Author: Poey http://spiderman.urbanup.com/117462358. (Spiderman) (18↑, 43↓)The incorrect spelling of the comic book superhero [Spider-Man]. A mistake make often where the hifinn is left out.It's nerdy but it's true.
Author: shay42 http://spiderman.urbanup.com/124142959. (spiderman) (11↑, 38↓)a male spidergirl: can u kill spiderman over there? boy: how do u know it's not female? girl: just do it\!
Author: chris.c http://spiderman.urbanup.com/188338260. (Spiderman) (17↑, 45↓)Spiderman- Super hero, crime fighter and menace Peter Parker- Pizza Delivery Boy, Photographer and Student Peter Parker is.....SPIDERMAN.....hes busy alot and always late when meeting his friends, Mary Jane and Harry Osborne. Harry Osborne's dad was killed by Spiderman, although Harry's dad was Green Goblin (He dosent know) he seeks revenge and so does a Super Villain named 'Doc Ock', he thinks spiderman has killed his wife Rosie, but she was actually killed in a experiment with her husband, Docter Octavius(Doc Ock) and Doc Ock seems to be the strongest super villain Spiderman has ever faced..... What a load of bullKid- I want that game\! Spiderman2, the game looks awesome\! -After buying the game.....- Kid- This game is shit\! I cant even kill the Rhino\! Kid2- Stick to the damn mario games, Fuckface\! -This has made no sense what-so-ever.
Author: Mysterio http://spiderman.urbanup.com/76495761. (spiderman) (30↑, 60↓)see [spider-man], the REAL way to spell it.spider-man is peter parker.
Author: Paul http://spiderman.urbanup.com/71642462. (spiderman) (6↑, 38↓)A term for smoking Weed. You Be Hittin all on that sweet Mary-Jane.Hey man you wanna go play spiderman? Hey you wanna watch the movie spiderman?
Author: Holler At Chur Boy http://spiderman.urbanup.com/187261863. (spiderman) (8↑, 43↓)A term for smoking Weed. You Be Hittin all on that sweet Mary-Jane.Hey man you wanna go play spiderman? Hey you wanna watch the movie spiderman?
Author: Holler At Chur Boy http://spiderman.urbanup.com/187262564. (spiderman) (14↑, 51↓)while doing a girl up the butt, if you spit on her back and she turns around the term is called a peter parker. but if she does not turn around, it is refered to as a spidermanjon reiser was doing margalit up the butt when she spit on her. he yelled spiderman
Author: randi http://spiderman.urbanup.com/79845365. (Spiderman) (14↑, 53↓)A slang term for marijuana in reference to the character Mary Jane from Spider-man. Another way for asking for marijuana with this term is asking to watch the Spider-man movie.Dude: Hey you got any spiderman on you? Guy: Cheya, but its some danky ass spiderman. Dude: Hey wanna go watch spiderman? Guy: Nah, I'm all out of spiderman.
Author: Henry Blowgart http://spiderman.urbanup.com/176327666. (Spiderman) (18↑, 61↓)Faggot who goes around in a red and blue costume and who tries to help old women cross a road that they didn't want to cross. Causer of air-sickness.You prick, spiderman\!\!\!
Author: The Hand Of God http://spiderman.urbanup.com/116904267. (Spiderman) (13↑, 72↓)weak rip-off of Superman, the one true superhero. Also incorperates elements of Batman. A Clark Kent-ish kid, Peter Parker, develops superpowers in his teens (like Clark Kent) loses his uncle in an act of random crime (ala Batman) and dedicates his life to fighting crime (like Batman). Wears a blue and red costume (like Superman) works for a newspaper (like Superman) and has a rouges gallery that features a fat, bald multi-millionaire criminal (like Superman). Alter ego has to put up with abuse from cranky newspaper edior (like Superman). Infact, there isn't much torn from the pages of DC comics here. Spiderman is a rip-off. Much like every Marvel character has relied on DC Comics genuis, Spiderman is a poor mans Superman/Batman."Spiderman is the coolest character ever\!" "No. He's a rip-off of Superman and Batman. He sucks..."
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